Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.





Ok now that I followed MckMama's rules...lets play!

This will not be a shorter than normal blog because I'm holding my little girl right now.

I am definitely not holding Miss Emma because she woke up screaming her head off and then proceeded to puke down my back, all over the floor and in my computer chair.

After cleaning off Emma after not puking all over herself, and cleaning off the floor, I did not put Emma down and she did not stand there and point at the chair and go, "Oh Momma, CHAIR-CHAIR!" and I surely did not say "oh I know baby doll, you threw up in the chair" and she did NOT look right at me and say with all the seriousness that is Emma "NO! NO!...Oh Momma, Momma Chair" Nope she did not do that!

Jackson did not wake up tonight to go to the bathroom and did not wander around in a circle in the dining room before he went the right way towards the bathroom. He absolutely did not sit down on the toilet and proceed to have an um issue going potty, stand up, in his tiredness and being 5, grab his and Jacob's towels and swing them all around in some pitiful tantrum. He most definitely did not slam the door shut. I most definitely was NOT laughing at him through all of this, because that wouldn't be nice now would it?

We were definitely not all, except Jacob, sick from colds (and Emma a fever) last week. I did not wake up on Friday finally feeling human! Jackson did not throw up on Friday, so we could not go to the Hospitality House. :( (He was fine, it was from a coughing fit, but I didn't want to chance it)

I am not far too excited that next week my husband should be in my arms at some point during the week!

It has definitely not been a long, long, long 8 months.

I will not think about hanging a sign on my door that says "DO NOT DISTURB, Bow-chicka-wow-wow!" ROFL! I did not just write that! :X

I am not still struggling deeply with insomnia. I have not been awake numerous times at 6 AM still, and have definitely not thought about just staying up so that I could maybe crash that night, out of pure exhaustion. Pure exhaustion has not taken over and waking up 2-3 hours later has not made me feel horrible.

I do not hate getting insomnia advice and medical advice from people. I just like to vent!

Jacob did not take Christmas money that he got, and buy 2 books with it! I did not feel pride at the love of reading he has! I was not proud that he spent that money on books vs some stupid toy!

I am not totally thrilled that this time next week, my husband should be out of Iraq and in Kuwait!

As you can see I am really not that excited that Chad's coming home. I could careless really. It's not a big deal. I mean what's so big about your husband being at war and not seeing him for 8 months and knowing you only get 18 days with him, and then he goes back for 5-6 more months...what do I have to be excited about??? (hehe)

I did NOT spend 4 hours on the phone with Emily tonight. My ear is not bright red and numb.

I am not thinking I may get to sleep earlier tonight than I have in about 3 weeks. I am surely not feeling tired.

Come on and join us! Tell us everything you surely did not do this past week!